One way to fight Terrorists!
An Israeli citizen recently informed the press that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true.
This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.
Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Iraq & Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful.
Apparently Muslims dislikes the very sight of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few
thousands gallons of scotch, get them drunk and turn the pigs loose.
Labels: PORK CHOP Sandwiches
posted by Fioravanti @ 12:19 PM
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3 Comments:
Plus it's good for pork prices!
LOL if you get them drunk first they may decide to abandon their religion and PORK the PIGS.
You know they always talk crap about American Women but they seem to like trying to have sex with American Women and trying to marry them.
So, I think if you got them drunk before you drop the pigs in, they might not have the same reaction to the pigs while drunk as they would have while sober.
We would just end up with more Muslim Terrorits Swine.
You are funny. I love Tammys reply
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